if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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