FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
don't judge my taste in strippers
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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