So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Is Oprah even human
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
