Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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