don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Randomize
