they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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