On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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