I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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