drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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