You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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