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(248): View more from Michigan

The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!

(1-248): View more from Michigan

we need a boat to join in

(248): View more from Michigan

Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert

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Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.

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