I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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