I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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