I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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