it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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