Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I haven't been this sober since birth.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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