Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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