i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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