Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Reggie can tackle my bush.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Randomize
