I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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