i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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