I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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