Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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