She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
At least life still wants to fuck me.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
The ass gains better be worth it
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