whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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