So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
you made out with another girl for some wings
We're too hungover to prance.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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