If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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