Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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