Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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