shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
