Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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Do I have a choice?
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I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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