is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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