But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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