Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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