well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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