somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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