some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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