All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
