Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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