yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
we're so committed to being not committed
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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