I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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