And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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