This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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