this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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