Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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