Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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