I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Do vagina's smell?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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