I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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