All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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