so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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