I'm really into asian looking animals
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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