Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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