normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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