yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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