How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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