: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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