We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
the raccoons are back...
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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